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Harry's wife bought some new expensive cosmetics to make her look years younger. She applied the "miracle" products for what seemed ages...

Wife: Honey, what age would you honestly say I am?
Harry: I would say, from your skin 20, your hair 18, and your figure 25.
Wife: Oh, stop!
Harry: Wait a sec. I haven't added them up yet.
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Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop.
Husband: I take it they were closed?

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