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What was the problem with the twin witches?
You couldn't tell which bitch was witch.
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What happens when angry witches ride their brooms?
They fly off the handle
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Why was the teenage witch grounded?
She failed her spelling test.
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What did the guy eat on the haunted beach?
A sand witch
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Why did the witch buy a computer?
She needed the spellcheck.
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Why did the witch dress up like Santa Claus? So nobody would recognize her.
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Why do witches like to eat pizza? Because it tastes good.
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Why did the witch turn her boyfriend into a frog? Because if she turned him into a T-Rex, he would have eaten her.
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Why do witches fly on brooms? Because they are cheaper than airplane tickets.
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Want to hear a dirty witch joke? The witch fell in the mud.
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OK, want to hear a "real" dirty witch joke? The fucking witch fell in the damn mud.
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What do you call a witch who drives a pick-up truck, listens to country music, and smokes Marlboro's? A witch.
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What does Elton John sing on Halloween? The Witch is Back.
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Does WWW stand for Wicked Witch of the West? No, WWOTW stands for Wicked Witch of the West.
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Why do witches wear black pointed hats? Because if they wore white pointed hats, people would think they were racists.
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What do you get when you cross a witch and a doctor? A baby.
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