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Hard work has a future payoff but laziness pays off now!
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The "Employee of the Month" award is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
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"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go can you take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again!"
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Worker: Can I say something?
Boss: When I want your opinion I'll tell you what it is!
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I've been trying to push the envelope at work but it's still stationery.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work over-time.
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What is the difference between prison and work?
In prison you spend your time behind bars wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to go get inside bars.
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"I love deadlines. Especially the whoosh sound as they go flying by!"
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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