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The pen is mightier than the sword... if the sword is very small and the pen is really, really sharp!
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Harry took up writing as a profession and sold loads of stuff - his TV, his stereo, his furniture, his car...
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Tom: Are you able to do anything that other people can't?
Dick: Absolutely! I can read my handwriting.
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Patient: What are you writing on my toes?
Doctor: A footnote.
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Teacher: This homework appears to be in your father's handwriting!
Student: Uh, yeah. I used his pen.
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