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Yo mama so grouchy the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
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Yo mama so old she went to an antique shop and they wouldn't let her leave.
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Yo mama so stupid she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
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Yo mama so dumb she got fired from a blow job.
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Yo mama like a hockey player -- she only showers after three periods!
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!
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Yo mama has such a big mouth she speaks in Surround Sound.
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles she slows down traffic.
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Yo mama so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Yo mama's lips so big Chap Stick had to make a spray.
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Yo mama so hairy when she was having a baby he died of rug burn!
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Yo mama so ugly your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!
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Yo mama teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say "is it Halloween already?"
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone!
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Yo mama so poor I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette... yo mom said "who turned off the lights?"
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Yo mama so self-absorbed she sleeps on paper towels!
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Yo mama so old she's got Jesus's beeper number!
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Yo mama breath so bad when she went to the basement all the rats passed out.
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Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.
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Yo mama teeth so yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up!
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Yo mama so fat she went swimming in the ocean and all the blue whales started singing "we are family, even though you fatter than me!"
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Yo mama so fat it takes her an hour to fit through a door!
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