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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio!
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Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
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Yo mama so big she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she sees food she eats it!
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Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
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Yo mama so ugly that when she takes a bath, the water jumps out of the tub.
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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
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Yo mama so short when she sits on a dime she doesn't touch the floor!
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you got brush burn and almost died!
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of Lincoln's nose!
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