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Yo mama so big they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most."
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Yo mama so big she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
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Yo mama so big when she stepped by the TV I missed 3 episodes!
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Yo mama so big she uses bowling balls for earrings.
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Yo mama so big when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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Yo mama so big they cut her hair with a Weed Eater.
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Yo mama so big evil kineval couldn't jump her crack
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Yo mama so big, her guardian angel lives next door
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yo mamas so fat when I climbed on her stomach and jumped up I could high five god
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