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Yo Mama so Cross Eyed jokes

  

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Yo mama so cross-eyed yo daddy left her for seeing someone on the side.
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Yo mama so cross-eyed when she has sex she thinks it's a threesome!
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Yo mama so cross-eyed when I put my dick in her mouth she said "one at a time!"
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Yo mama so cross-eyed she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
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Yo mama so cross-eyed she is dyslexic and reads perfectly!
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Yo mama so cross-eyed when she cries the tears run down her back.
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Yo mama so cross,-eyed she thought she had Double D's
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