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Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach!
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Yo mama so nasty Ozzy Osbourne wouldn't bite her head off.
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Yo mama so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
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Yo mama so nasty they call her the carpenter's delight, flat as a board and easy to nail!
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Yo mama so nasty when she was born the doctor slapped her ass and she gave him her phone number.
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Yo mama so nasty she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
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Yo mama so nasty she sells crabs to Red Lobster.
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Yo mama so nasty when she heard the neighbor next door tell his son to take out the trash she was flattered.
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Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left!
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Yo mama so nasty even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
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Yo mama so nasty the roaches in her house ask to be sprayed!
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Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot. Now R2D2's got AIDS!
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Yo mama so nasty she make Right Guard turn left, make Secret obvious, make Speed Stick slow down, and get Sure confused!

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