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Yo Mama so Poor jokes

  
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Yo mama so poor I asked her if I could use the bathroom and she said "just pick a corner"
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention.
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Yo mama so poor children in Africa send her money!
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Yo mama so poor she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.
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Yo mama so poor a burglar broke into her house and left her some money.
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Yo mama so poor she went to the dollar store and put a pack of gum on layaway.
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Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing... She said "moving!"
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Yo mama so poor I farted and she said "who turned on the heat?"
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Yo mama so poor she borrowed money from a homeless person.
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Yo mama so poor she ran after a garbage truck with her shopping list.
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Yo mama so poor her TV has 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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Yo mama so poor she had to take a 2nd mortgage out on your cardboard box.
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Yo mama so poor I asked her what she was doing with a box of Hefty bags at K-Mart and she said "buying luggage."
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Yo mama so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
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Yo mama so poor she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
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Yo mama so poor I asked where the bathroom was at your house and she said "4th bottle on the left."
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