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Requested in Misc. Themes by MC Hacker
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Yo mama so ugly she has to get her baby drunk to breast feed it.
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Yo mama so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry - no professionals!"
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Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye!
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Yo mama so ugly they tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her.
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Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
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Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everyone.
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Yo mama so ugly when 2 guys broke into her apartment she yelled "rape!" and they yelled "no way!"
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Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Yo mama so ugly they said her baby looked like her until they turned it right way up.
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Yo mama so ugly when she goes to the beauty salon she gets an estimate.
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
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Yo mama so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo mama so ugly the robber gave her his mask to wear.
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Yo mama so ugly I can't even describe her because I'm scared to look at her.
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Yo mama so ugly your dad met her at the pound.
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Yo mama so ugly her reflection flipped her off!
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Yo mama so ugly she only leaves the house on October 31!
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa into stone!
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Yo mama so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her.
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Yo mama so ugly she has to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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Yo mama so ugly when she masturbates she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
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Yo mama so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a
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Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid her imaginary friend ran away.
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Yo mama so ugly she's a real saint... a Saint Bernard!
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Yo mama so ugly when she go to the bank they turn off the surveillance cameras.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walk out of a pet store the alarm goes off.
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Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
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Yo mama so ugly her pillows cry at night.
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Yo mama so ugly her shadow quit.
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Yo mama so ugly the only time she can go out is on Halloween but people pay her to go back inside
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