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Yo mama such a slut even rapists use condoms!
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Yo mama such a slut she had to pour saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!
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Yo mama such a slut if her pussy was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.
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Yo mama such a slut Foursquare has made her pussy a place to "check in."
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Yo mama such a slut yo daddy is a multiple-choice question.
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Yo mama such a slut her pussy is like Domino's Pizza... if you don't cum in 30 minutes the next one is free.
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Yo mama such a slut she's like a screen door... after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
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Yo mama such a slut she's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
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Yo mama such a slut she's like a payphone... 25 cents for a go!
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Yo mamas pussy so tight, ain't NO way youtube came outta there you must've been adopted!
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Yo mama such a slut she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
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Yo mama such a slut her favorite appetizer is whorederves!
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Yo mama such a slut she's like a streetlamp... you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
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Yo mama such a slut she'd turn up to the opening of an envelope.
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Yo mama so slutty, her pussy claps every time she walks!
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Yo mamma is such a slut, shes like a doorknob, everyone get a turn.
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yo mama such a slut she doesnt know the difference in time when she had you and conceived you
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