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You know you need a new lawyer when he's cross examining a witness and his cell phone starts ringing he tells the judge "do you mind if I take this?"
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You know you need a new lawyer when the judge overrules him he says "well, we'll see if that holds up on appeal!"
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You know you need a new lawyer when he starts flipping off the jurors he believes will vote against him.
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You know you need a new lawyer when the prosecuting attorney falls out of his chair laughing when he sees who's representing you.
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You know you need a new lawyer when he asks to call himself to the stand and then starts questioning himself.
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You know you need a new lawyer when he chooses jurors based on coin flips.
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You know you need a new lawyer when the judge upholds one of his objections and he tells you "I learned that one from an episode of Matlock!"
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You know you need a new lawyer when he asks the judge to hurry up because he's late for another case.
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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness "I'd watch my step if I were you!"

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