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You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your doctor how many lives you have left.
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You know you're addicted to video games when your mother is going off on something and you try to pause her.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you see your newborn baby and say "what a fucking n00b!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your mom where the reset button is when your dog dies.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you have fantasies about cyber babes.
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You know you're addicted to video games when getting to the next level is more important than going out with your girlfriend.
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You know you're addicted to video games when someone really smart in your class answers a tough question and you yell out "Hey! WTF! That fucker is hacking!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you keep trying to convince your teacher to let you do your book report on a strategy guide.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're supposed to pick up your girlfriend but you're too busy playing Halo 4. God I'm an asshole...
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You know you're addicted to video games when the only time your parents see you is when you go to the kitchen for a Dew.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you see a cop in a speed trap and call him a camping bitch.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you hurt yourself and pick up a hooker instead of going to the hospital.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're waiting in line at the store and you yell "I fucking hate lag!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you say Jesus was pwned by the Jews.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you put "Kicking ass on Xbox" under "Skills" on your resume.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you learned how to drive playing Need for Speed.
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You know you're addicted to video games when there are more games on your computer than porn.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you see a badass kill everybody in a movie and you stand up and yell "OWNAGE!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you know the longest cheat codes for every game but you forget the # for 911!
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You know you're addicted to video games when someone cuts you off in the middle of the road and you yell "TURN OFF YOUR FUCKIN HACKZ NOOB!" out the window as loud as you can.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you won't go outside anymore because of the poor sound quality, tacky graphics and low playability.
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You know you're addicted to video games when your wife Zelda tells you so and your kids Mario and Sonic agree.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you've worn out the elevator buttons in your apartment building.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you have names for your consoles but not for your pets.
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You know you're addicted to video games when all of your friends are from Everquest.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you scream "phoenix down!" at the screen when you see people get killed in movies.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you believe that human interaction is an outdated concept.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you do a quick survey of every room you enter, looking for snipers.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you run from a fight and your parting words are "you just wait until I level up!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when your controller gets more cleaning than your bed.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're asked "how old are you?" and you say "I'm level 30."
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're going on a road trip and your buddy yells "I call shotgun" and you say "ok... well then, I get the sniper."
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You know you're addicted to video games when you beat up someone who wrote an article about how video games promote violence.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think punching someone in the back will kill them without a doubt.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you imagine a stamina bar when you think about how tired you are.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think real life seems unrealistic.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you start spending your drug money on them.
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You know you're addicted to video games when your excuse for missing school is you got poisoned and ran out of antidotes.
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You know you're addicted to video games when somebody asks you about the meaning of life and you say "Don't know. When does it come out and what system is it for?"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you punch your friend in the arm and justify it by saying "he watched my screen!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you can quote every line from Final Fantasy 12 but you can't remember the last time you took a shower.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you skip taking your ADD medicine because you think it cripples you.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you thought you saw "No Sleep Required" on the box.
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You know you're addicted to video games when your history presentation at school is you playing Call of Duty for 15 minutes.
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You know you're addicted to video games when the words food, sleep, and toilet become known to you as *pause*
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You know you're addicted to video games when you jump off a cliff into water and think "I'll take no damage" (unless you're a vampire... then it's an instant kill).
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You know you're addicted to video games when your Xbox gets more action than your girlfriend does.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think you can type in a cheat code to wire money to your bank account.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you tell yourself "that was a short game" and realize you've missed two days of work.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you manage to go to the bathroom in under 5 seconds.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you actually spend time arguing over which system can kick which system's ass - before they come out!
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You know you're addicted to video games when you get a blood clot in your legs because you haven't moved in 67 hours.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're about to lose in a paintball fight and you scream "I'M CALLING IN AN AIRSTRIKE!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think all car doors reopen and that it takes no time at all to steal em.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think you can kill a guy and only one cop will come after you.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you trade your house for an Xbox.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you see cops in your rearview and you look for a power button.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're paintballing and while running you get shot in the head and you shout "YOU HACKING PIECE OF SHIT!!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you sell your blood for another month of Xbox Live.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you hear one of your kids crying and the other screams "OWNED!!!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you ask your boss how many continues you get before he fires you!
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You know you're addicted to video games if you've included video games in your will.
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You know you're addicted to video games if you think GTA is based on a true story.
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You know you're addicted to video games if you ever committed a crime with plans to load ur last checkpoint.
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You know you're addicted to video games if you take turns punching each other.
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You know you're addicted to video games when gaming is a requirement for your girlfriend.
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You know you're addicted to video games when someone's annoying and you shout "SHUT UP BEFORE I HACK YO ASS!"
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You know you're addicted to video games when your dog has died... 5 years ago.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you have 7 minifridges for each day's supply of food.
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You know you're addicted to video games when the cops come to your door and you look for a star to bribe them with.
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You know you're addicted to video games when the first thing you think before a date is "damn! where's a save point?"
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You know you're addicted to video games when you stop talking to people and just poke them until they say something to you.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you build your own lightsaber.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you get all your smartass remarks from Bard's Tale.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you have a world history final coming up so you play Age of Empires to study. You have the Chinese take over everything. You fail it because of this.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you cosplay at the conventions. Get a life people.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you live off pizza because you can't order anything else during EverQuest.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you say "LOL" in public instead of laughing.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you think the biggest evil of the 21st century is lag.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you tell everyone you're God after playing Sim City.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you have "start fires" written on your left hand and "hot chicks" on the other.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you quit your job just to finish a game.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you're holding a sign that says "Will Work for Games."
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You know you're addicted to video games when you sell your newborn child for 200 bucks and it still isn't enough to get a decent setup!
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You know you're addicted to video games when you lose a track race and you call the winner a hacker.
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You know you're addicted to video games when sunlight hurts your eyes more than staring at the TV for 12 hours straight!
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You know you're addicted to video games when you consider finger exercises a workout.
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You know you're addicted to video games when your only friends are the employees at the game store.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you overclock your Xbox remote.
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You know you're addicted to video games when the characters in games become the voices in your head!
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You know you're addicted to video games when someone shouts "FIRE" and you shrug and keep playing but if someone shouts "FLOOD" you grab a shotgun.
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You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot several times and all you need is a first aid kit to get better.
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YOU SHART YOUR PANTS
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AND THEN CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP
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WHILST TOUCHING YOUR NIPPLES
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TO A PICTURE OF YOUR PASTOR
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AND YOUR NAME IS SHERMAN
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This ^
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IS SPARTA
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4 PASTORS WALK INTO SHERMANS ROOM, SHERMAN IS NAKED AND ON THE FLOOR COVERED IN HOLY WATER AND FLOWER PETALS, THE SWEET SMELL OF  SWEAT AND MCDONALDS FILLS THE ROOM.
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You know you're addicted to Video games, when your Wife starts google searching "Why does my husband love video games more than me?", and then reads every joke on this page to make herself feel better....and you are STILL just thinking about when you can play the next game.
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you know you're addicted to lobsters when video games don't matter anymore
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