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You know you're old when you're told to act your age and you die.
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You know you're old when you slip up and it's the ICU and then it's ICU later!
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You know you're old when you and your teeth don't sleep together.
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You know you're old when you expect to be released first in a hostage situation.
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You know you're old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
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You know you're old when the names in your little black book are doctors.
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You know you're old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
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You know you're old when your back goes out more than you do.
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You know you're old when you have more in your ears than on your head!
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You know you're old when you go to sleep and others worry that you're dead.

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