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You might be a pothead if your best friends are your dealer and your roller.
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You might be a pothead if you respect 4:20 to a religious value.
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You might be a pothead if you wear sunglasses at night so you can see better.
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You might be a pothead if you have actually put out a fire with bong water.
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You might be a pothead if you sell your car for gas money!
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You might be a pothead if you sue your employer for not getting holiday pay on April 20th.
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You might be a pothead if your music collection is worth more than your car.
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You might be a pothead if you set your wedding date for 4/20.
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You might be a pothead if you eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
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You might be a pothead if you thought the Ebola virus was a type of weed.
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You might be a pothead if you're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home.
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You might be a pothead if you've ever smoked pot before 8:00 in the morning.
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You might be a pothead if you've ever thought that being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out!
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You might be a pothead if someone ever came up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
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You might be a pothead if you think "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should be the national anthem.

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