Fake Magnetic Bumper Stickers
Facebook Thumbs Down2,901,438 people dislike this

Roadkill T-ShirtsYou are a pill babe



Fake Parking Tickets
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go

Smartass Shirts

You might be a Redneck if jokes

  

53 Jokes

2 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your favorite pick-up line is "does this look infected to you?"
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your parents met each other at a family reunion.
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your whole family ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it!
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if one of your pets has a restraining order against it.
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you filled out a form with "pawn" for your employer and you don't work there.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your beer belly is genetic.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck it you've tried this at home.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you claim your dogs as dependents on your tax returns.
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you've asked your neighbors if you could borrow their light bulb.
Shared by a contributor
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you define a seven-course meal as KFC and a six-pack.
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down!
1 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than to mow it.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you bought an 8-track player for your truck.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if there were more pick-ups than cars at the last funeral you went to.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush to scratch your back!
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you use duct tape for most of your repairs.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you thought the Franklin Mint was a breath freshener.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your belly button.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army refused to take your mattress.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your idea of fine dining is the Waffle House.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline has limited you to one call max per day.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you got Odor Eaters for Christmas.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your working TV sits on top of your broken TV.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if there's a bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car!
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your wedding vows included the words NASCAR, dog, or shotgun!
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to pick up parts.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if all of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you got your favorite shirt from a send-away offer on a carton of cigarettes.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you called the Home Shopping Network and the operator recognized your voice.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times but still have the same in-laws.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your email password is "bubba."
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you got a birthday card that says "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you had dinner on your honeymoon at McDonald's.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you've ever had crime-scene tape on your front door.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if people think you're having a yard sale but you aren't.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if the ambulance in your town has a trailer hitch.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you go to the dump and come back with more than you took.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of your fridge.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you use your Christmas lights to spell out "NASCAR."
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you think a serial killer is a gallon container of spoiled milk.
Shared by Argo
edited by MC Hacker
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you have a job as a redneck joke maker.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 70 mph!
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your church is having a fundraiser to get a new septic tank.
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you walk your son to his classroom at Elementary School and take the seat next to him.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
0 like 0 dislike
I’ve been seeing  my fiance for over three year and yet the physicality is somewhat lacking. We see one another roughly  every 5 days, she says she doesn’t want to rush in and neither do I, although I would like to see some progression. There is some future faking on her part which I am agreeable to, but then not coming up with firm arrangements. I know she’s been out of a long term relationship for a four years now and that it ended ‘messily’ in her words. I do not know the details since she has not felt able to tell me, citing that she ‘needs to be in the right mood for our marriage. I have not pushed this too much however as she clearly doesn’t feel able to talk about it. This then coupled with the lack of total physicality would seem to indicate she is not ready totally for a relationship. She says I need to be patient, but I was wondering whether she is really being honest with me and our relationship because i loved her so much and her past seems to take her away from me. I knew a friend who had similar situation and asked for advise where i ended up with a love spell with Dr MUNA from  marvelspelltemple@gmail.com.. I had no regret at all taken the step but its improved my love life and we got married expecting our first child any moment soon..

Your joke

Anti-spam verification:
To avoid this verification in future, please log in or register.
Jokes contributed may be rewritten, recategorized, removed, and/or reordered for any reason. Deal with it.

Related jokes

4 jokes
Requested in Misc. Themes by NumeroOcho
You might be a redneck jedi if you ever thought Jabba the Hutt has...
4 jokes
Requested in Misc. Themes by JustMe
You might be a farmer if your license plate is wrapped in baling...
9 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by a contributor
You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...
4 jokes
Requested in Misc. Themes by NumeroOcho
You might be white trash if you're reading a book... and using...
3 jokes
Requested in Misc. Themes by MC Hacker
You might be a Cajun if jalapenos are the secret ingredient in...