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You might be a redneck if your favorite pick-up line is "does this look infected to you?"
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You might be a redneck if your parents met each other at a family reunion.
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You might be a redneck if your whole family ever sat around waiting for a call from the Governor to spare a loved one.
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You might be a redneck if you can't marry your sweetheart because there's a law against it!
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You might be a redneck if one of your pets has a restraining order against it.
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You might be a redneck if you filled out a form with "pawn" for your employer and you don't work there.
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You might be a redneck if you go to garage sales to shop for Christmas gifts.
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You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
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You might be a redneck if your beer belly is genetic.
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You might be a redneck it you've tried this at home.
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You might be a redneck if you claim your dogs as dependents on your tax returns.
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You might be a redneck if you've asked your neighbors if you could borrow their light bulb.
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You might be a redneck if you define a seven-course meal as KFC and a six-pack.
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You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a hand-me-down!
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You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
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You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than to mow it.
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You might be a redneck if there were more pick-ups than cars at the last funeral you went to.
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You might be a redneck if you bought an 8-track player for your truck.
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You might be a redneck if you ever used a toilet brush to scratch your back!
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You might be a redneck if you use duct tape for most of your repairs.
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You might be a redneck if you thought the Franklin Mint was a breath freshener.
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You might be a redneck if none of your shirts cover your belly button.
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You might be a redneck if the Salvation Army refused to take your mattress.
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You might be a redneck if your idea of fine dining is the Waffle House.
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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline has limited you to one call max per day.
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You might be a redneck if you got Odor Eaters for Christmas.
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You might be a redneck if your working TV sits on top of your broken TV.
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You might be a redneck if there's a bungee cord holding your bumper on to your car!
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You might be a redneck if your wedding vows included the words NASCAR, dog, or shotgun!
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You might be a redneck if the auto junkyard calls you to pick up parts.
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You might be a redneck if all of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
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You might be a redneck if you got your favorite shirt from a send-away offer on a carton of cigarettes.
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You might be a redneck if you called the Home Shopping Network and the operator recognized your voice.
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You might be a redneck if you've been married 3 times but still have the same in-laws.
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You might be a redneck if your email password is "bubba."
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You might be a redneck if you got a birthday card that says "Happy Birthday Uncle Dad!"
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You might be a redneck if you had dinner on your honeymoon at McDonald's.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever had crime-scene tape on your front door.
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You might be a redneck if people think you're having a yard sale but you aren't.
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You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.
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You might be a redneck if the ambulance in your town has a trailer hitch.
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You might be a redneck if you go to the dump and come back with more than you took.
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of your fridge.
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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as "Exhibit A."
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You might be a redneck if you use your Christmas lights to spell out "NASCAR."
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You might be a redneck if you think a serial killer is a gallon container of spoiled milk.
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You might be a redneck if you have a job as a redneck joke maker.
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You might be a redneck if your idea of fast food is hitting a possum at 70 mph!
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You might be a redneck if your church is having a fundraiser to get a new septic tank.
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You might be a redneck if you walk your son to his classroom at Elementary School and take the seat next to him.
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You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
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You might be a redneck if you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

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