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You might be a Republican if you're a Pro-Lifer who supports the death penalty.
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You might be a Republican if you've ever said "why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches?!"
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You might be a Republican if you've ever used any of these terms to describe your wife: Old Ball and Chain, Old Lady, Little Woman, tax credit...
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You might be a Republican if you've called the National Endowment for the Arts "a bunch of pornographers."
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You might be a Republican if you've referred to education as a luxury.
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You might be a Republican if you've looked down through a glass ceiling and chuckled.
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You might be a Republican if you think all artists are gay.
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You might be a Republican if you've ever called a waitress or secretary "honey."
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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
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