Deez Teez


Roadkill T-ShirtsYou are a pill babe


Oh, I'm sorry, did I offend you?

Fake Parking Tickets
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go

Smartass Shirts

Science & Tech jokes

27 jokes
Shared by a contributor
Why did the computer get sick? He left his windows open.
17 jokes
Requested by JustMe
Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.
13 jokes
Shared by a contributor
if a king farts is it a noble gas?
11 jokes
Shared by a contributor
What's the difference between you and gravity. You actually need...
10 jokes
Requested by MC Hacker
Statisticians do it with models.
9 jokes
Shared by K OS
Why do people point at their wrist when they ask you what time it...
8 jokes
Shared by Dana
Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? He wanted a meatier...
8 jokes
Requested by JustMe
Student: Science is stupid. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student:...
7 jokes
Shared by a contributor
Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!
6 jokes
Shared by a contributor
Is it a bad thing when you Google something and it comes back...
6 jokes
Shared by a contributor
What type of phone do aliens use? A Samsung Galaxy 4
6 jokes
Requested by a contributor
You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...
5 jokes
Shared by a contributor
What happens if you touch a faulty wire? You get a shock
5 jokes
Requested by JustMe
An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...
5 jokes
Requested by a contributor
"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."
4 jokes
Shared by Jokester
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
4 jokes
Shared by a contributor
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
4 jokes
Shared by a contributor
What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...
To see more, click for all the jokes in Science & Tech.