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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?
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Never play strip poker with a nudist... they have nothing to lose.
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Have you seen towel.com? Yes, and I found it very absorbing.
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"I'm in no shape to exercise."
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"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...
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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
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A police raped you now what do you do
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....
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what was the captain doing when he died? he was whacking off so...
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Why did the professor get in a horrible wreck? He was grading...
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At 18 you're finally able to legally do everything you've been...
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I tried out for the football team and walked on as a freshman....