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Latest jokes tagged animals

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Why are giraffes so tall? Because of their necks.
28 jokes
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Beastiality is great
25 jokes
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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? Put them in...
20 jokes
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Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum
19 jokes
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How do you make a cat drink? Put it in a blender and strain off...
18 jokes
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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
16 jokes
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a...
15 jokes
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Why don't cows ever have any money? The farmers milk them dry!
14 jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide
14 jokes
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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
14 jokes
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What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A MILKSHAKE!!!
12 jokes
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What do you call a bee in a rock band? The lead stinger
12 jokes
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That piggy looks constipated.  
12 jokes
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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea
12 jokes
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What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat only has 9...
11 jokes
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fucking dumb. all of these are terrible.
10 jokes
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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle snakes
10 jokes
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There is a swing party in the jungle. The monkey is walking around...
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What do you call a 100-year old ant? An antique