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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...
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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting...
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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs? Paul: Yeah. Ed: How did you...
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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He...
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what did the farmer have to clean up? Bull Crap
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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra
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If swimming keeps you in shape why do whales look like they do?
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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was delighted.
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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.
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Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.
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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs? Lunch. What...
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A man with an alligator walks into a bar... Man: Do you serve...
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What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled!
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What do you call a bulldog having a bad day? It has no arms or legs
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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke