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"I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I figured he's trying to pull...
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that...
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What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...
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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?
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What is a butterfly's favorite subject at school? Mothematics
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What do girls and camels have in common? They both have camel toes.
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Which big cat should you never play cards with? A cheetah
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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What do you do with a blue whale? Try to cheer him up!
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How do you make a turtle fast? Don't feed it.
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Who's the best skateboarding bird in the world ? Tony Hawks
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Did you hear about the Polish wolf? He chewed off 3 legs and was...
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Janet: I heard this song on the radio the other day but it sounded...
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A young polar bear cub approached his mother. Cub: Am I a polar...
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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What did the earthworm say to the caterpillar? "Who did you have...
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OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago but it was so...
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