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Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues...
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Why didn't the nose want to go to school? He was tired of getting...
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What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose that is 12 inches long? Because...
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What kind of bees make milk? Boobies!
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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...
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"I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way!"
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What did the glasses maker call his shop when he moved to an...
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What's black and sitting at the top of the staircase? A paraplegic...
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Why do some men name their penis? They don't like having a...
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My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!
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Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole? A dog that...
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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet...
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Why did the man go to the brain surgeon? To give him a piece of...
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Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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yo mama was so cocked when she was tyrin to look for burger king...