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Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.
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What do you call two physicians? Paradox
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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
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I pretend to work here and they pretend to pay me.
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Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? So they can drive with...
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A man entered a pun contest in the local newspaper. He sent in ten...
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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of...
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What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A...
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and...
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What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels
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GET YOUR EX WIFE, EX GIRLFRIEND, EX BOYFRIEND AND SOLVE ALL TYPE...
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What is an elephant's favorite sport? Squash
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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.
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Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.
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GET YOUR EX WIFE, EX GIRLFRIEND, EX BOYFRIEND AND SOLVE ALL TYPE...
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"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...
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What does a math teacher eat? Square meals
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What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...