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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Jokester
Little Johnny: Dad, where did I get all of my intelligence come...
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What did the can say to the can opener? You make me flip my lid!
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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?
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What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!
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What is a mouse's favorite game? Hide and Squeak
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Requested in Cooking & Food by JustMe
What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!
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Hello every body my name is Synder Anderson I just want to share...
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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...
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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it...
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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...
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"I've never flown before," the nervous old lady said to the pilot....
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Hello every body my name is Synder Anderson I just want to share...
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Requested in Science & Tech by JustMe
What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by Argo
Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.
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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.
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What happens when a Pollock doesn't pay the garbage bill? They...
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What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...
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Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.
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What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...