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Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.
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"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."
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How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.
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Why do some men name their penis? They don't like having a...
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling? Plug his nose.
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot
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What do a witch and a candle have in common? They are both wicked.
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What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...
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What do you call poop that comes from a bull? BULLSHIT
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Why was the willow weeping? He was unpoplar.
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Customer: Do you have any Alligator shirts? Clerk: Yes, sir. What...
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How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed it.
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Patient: Doctor, I'm getting heartburn every time I eat birthday...
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There are 3 kinds of lies: a small lie, a big lie and politics.
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Are people jealous of the Irish? Yes, they're green with envy.
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What do you get when you cross a transatlantic aircraft with an...
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What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...
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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor? He was...
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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales
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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.