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If she's 7 it'll feel like heaven.
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how can you change the mafia from hard to gay send them a video of...
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You're stuck in an elevator with a lion, a tiger, and a lawyer....
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What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...
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1 in 3 women get beat that means 2 in 3 men are not doing there...
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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...
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A dad fuck his sister in the opuss, then an opposum comes alongs...
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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.
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Police officer - paper. Man - scissors ha I win I think he...
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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...
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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...
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make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.
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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
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Whats the difference between rape and trying a new food, nothing...
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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
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Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar. Terrorist: We...