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What did the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed? Cookie sheets!
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Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
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yolo said the bagel
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Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...
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Where do you take a sick potato? To a MASH unit
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Why did it take the monster 10 months to finish a book? Because he...
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What did the burrito director say after filming a scene? OK...
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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.
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Woman: I want a refund for this poundcake! Baker: Why's...
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M
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Wife: I love you. Husband: Is that you or the wine talking? Wife:...
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What is the study of soda carbonation? Fizzics
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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...
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What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
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Why did the little tomato drop out of school? He could never ketchup.
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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.
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You know you're addicted to coffee when you forget to unwrap a...
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What cheese is made backwards? Edam