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What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving children? "If...
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Why did the orange stop crossing the road? It ran out of juice.
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What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...
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What did the corpse's mom do when her son acted up? Ground him
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Did you hear about the one-fingered Jewish thief? He specialized...
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How did aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.
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The chef was preparing the seafood when he pulled a mussel.
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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...
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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar!
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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?
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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?
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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....
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How do you tell the good mushrooms from the bad? Serve them to...
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If white wine goes with fish do white grapes go with sushi?
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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!
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Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...
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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...