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Latest jokes tagged halloween

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What do you get when you cross a witch and a doctor? A baby.
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Can vampires donate blood?
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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
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Who is the dirtiest skeleton on the radio? Howard Sternum. Who is...
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What kind of ships do vampires have? Blood vessels
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What happened when Dracula had sex with the bride of Frankenstein?...
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Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse
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Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.
7 jokes
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Why do mummies have so few friends? They're all wrapped up in...
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Why can't Frankenstein have children? His nuts are in his neck!
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What do you call a scary chicken? A poultrygeist
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What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!
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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...
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What did the corpse's mom do when her son acted up? Ground him
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What's the difference between a corpse and Iraq??? You would pull...
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