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What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.
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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...
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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...
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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...
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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...
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What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...
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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...
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What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo
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Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...
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How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"
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What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? The...
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What's the difference between a cello and a coffin? The coffin has...
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