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Latest jokes tagged lawyers

23 jokes
Requested in Jobs & Business by MC Hacker
You're stuck in an elevator with a lion, a tiger, and a lawyer....
21 jokes
Requested in Childrens & Clean by JustMe
What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...
14 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by Argo
Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...
10 jokes
Requested in Jobs & Business by a contributor
What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...
9 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by MC Hacker
You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...
8 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by MC Hacker
Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.
7 jokes
Requested in Jobs & Business by JustMe
Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.
4 jokes
Requested in Misc. Themes by JustMe
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can...
4 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...
3 jokes
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Why is it against the law to whisper? Because it isn't aloud!
3 jokes
Requested in Adult & Dirty by a contributor
What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...
2 jokes
Requested in Society & Nature by JustMe
A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...
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