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why is justin bieber so amazing? because
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What is the best way to tune a banjo? With wirecutters.
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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!
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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...
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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
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I'd QA that logo dopes  
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Why did Liberace die of AIDS? He didn't clean his organ between hymns.
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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...
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Why did Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds? Because there were 20...
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What's the difference between a viola and an onion? No one cries...
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What did Paul say when a ghost came in? I'm looking through you!
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Why did the pianist hit his head on the keyboard? He was playing...
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What did the woman do when she couldn't find a singing...
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What is the definition of a nerd? Someone who has their own alto...
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What is the difference between a DJ and a dog? The dog knows when...
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Why are conductors' hearts used so often for transplants? They've...
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What does a guitar player do when he locks his keys in his car? He...