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What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo
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Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...
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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? They're trying to get...
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Discourage Inbreeding... Ban Country Music
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What is the definition of an optimist? A folk musician with a...
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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead his act is still...
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How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"
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What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? The...
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Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...
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What did The Wanted say during their award acceptance speech? "We...
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How do 5 gay guys walk together? In One Direction.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....
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What is the definition of wicker box? What Elmer Fudd wants to do...
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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!
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How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light...
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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light...
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like...
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? Because he's Haydn!