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Why did the girl run away? - because he was trying to Caesar
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Hitler's first crush was a Jewish girl, WW2 was all because Hitler...
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Q. What do you call a college/university with mainly women's...
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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...
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How will history remember Bill Clinton? The President who was...
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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"
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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.
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Why were roads built? So that the chicken could cross it in the...
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.
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Why did Anthony Wiener suddenly quit Viagra therapy? Because his...
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Only in America can you get a pizza to your house faster than an...
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Why is 6 feet the minimum height for the Coast Guard? So they can...
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During the government shutdown nonessential White House employees...
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...
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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
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How come we choose from 2 people for President but 50 for Miss...
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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to...
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What does a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common? They both...