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User MC Hacker

Member for: 4 years
Rank: Owner/Jokebag
Name: Matthew Crowder
Location: Homeless
My Smart Joke: You know you're in the rough part of town when the signs in the library say "Shut Up!"
Interests (Hobbies, Movies, TV, etc.): Movies
- Paper Soldiers ("You have been lying to me!" / "But I always lie.")
- Thank You for Smoking ("I don't have an MD or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names.")
- Quick Change ("What the hell kind of clown are you? The crying on the inside kind, I guess.")
- Fight Club ("I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.")
- Source Code
- Inception
- otnemeM

TV
- House ("If it works, we're right. If he dies, it was something else.")
- 24
- The Shield ("Call 911 and ask for Detective BLOW ME!")
- First Take
- The Following
- Breaking Bad (SAY MY NAME! doesn't get better than that)
- Punk'd
- Nikita
- Dexter
- Lie To Me
- Sons of Anarchy

- Playing the domain game - BuyNamez.com
- Rap Eminem, 2pac, 50 Cent, Kanye, Drake and 90s Grunge STP, AIC, Soundgarden, Bush, Weezer, TEB, Lithium on SiriusXM, my playlist is eGrunge.com LMK what I missed
- Atlanta Braves
- Fighting speeding camera tickets and losing
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Website: http://www.esmartass.com
Stuff About Me That Isn't Boring: I made eSmartass because I think there's a better way to organize and quickly find funny jokes. We've got the rare opportunity here to build the best all-encompassing jokes database. I may move, remove or rewrite any jokes. Deal with it.

If you have questions, complaints or insults hurl them my way at esmartass.com/feedback (same way as posting a joke). You can follow me at FB.me/matthew.crowder (for 18+, NSFW, mostly jokes, cool crap and the music I like, my jokes are intended for an immature audience).

Activity by MC Hacker

Score: 547 points (ranked #8)
Requests: 219
Jokes: 2
Voted on: 1 Joke
Gave out: 1 up vote, 0 down votes
Received: 0 up votes, 0 down votes

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What do you call a Pollock with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick